Maybe Youll Be The One Who Saves Me

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”